The Cavenest

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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duckbunny

"biblical angels" you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?

and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.

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Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

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this is what the heavenly breakroom is like

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There’s 9 choirs of angels in total, only a couple of them look crazy

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The Hagia Sophia has the crazy angels on it’s arches

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thecavenest

isn’t it like, the higher in the hierarchy the more human-like the angels look? or something of the sorts?

semicolonthefifth
tateratots

people can't talk to me about lord of the rings because as soon as they mention gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black night benito mussolini and the blue meany

dasha-aibo

AND COWBOY CURTIS AND JAMBI THE GENIE

fiachdubh

ROBOCOP, THE TERMINATOR, CAPTAIN KIRK AND DARTH VADER

dasha-aibo

LO PAN, SUPERMAN, EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGERS

semicolonthefifth

BILL S. PRESTON AND THEODORE LOGAN

thecavenest

SPOCK, THE ROCK, DOC OCK AND HULK HOGAN!

tamelee
tamelee

Can someone who reads 'Boruto' explain what is going on? Did Sarada just get MS... because Naruto is in the other dimension? And because Kawaki is going mad...? Because Sasuke doesn't believe her? H-huh? What is the logic here.

thecavenest

ok so, a cyborg ninja lady with the blood of a alien god used her powers to gaslit the entire world into believing boruto killed naruto, but sarada and a few others were not affected

Sasuke however was and was following the rest of the village to hunt boruto

Sarada is at her limit because her friend just tried to kill her, the childhood friend is being chased out of the village for something he didnt commit, for all she knows naruto (her idol and inspiration for wanting to become hokage) might be dead (i dont think she knows hes in another dimension) and her dad was out to do a terrible mistake and kill his pupil.

The mangekyo is activated by extreme emotional stress like the death of someone close (itachi) or revelation of some kinda truth big enough to change ones worldview (sasuke), so i think is justified that the mangekyo manifesting for sarada was from her desperation of all mentioned above + wanting to convince her dad that things are wrong.

so tldr: stressed girl gets special eyes as is tradition but people are making a big thing out of it because no one in particular died for it to happen

Quick KR Black Sun review (spoilers ofc)

it was ok. but god, the political storyline took so much time that could be used to explain stuff of the plot that never gets adressed:
- what the heck are the kingstones?
- what was the thing the whale dude used to heal black sun?
- how did kaijin not know they were humans considering they never showed that kaijins have natural births or that kaijins were unknown to the public before ww2?
- what was the importance of eclipse iconography (which ties back to what the heck are the kingstones)
- why bilgenias kaijin form looks so cheesy?
- why the heck shadow moon never get to use his cool sword?
- and why did the writers think aoi becoming “pseudo-antifa-lets-make-child-terrorists” was a good idea??
- how can this series plot feel like it was both rushed and that it dragged at the same time???
- why does everyone in the 70s flashbacks wear such bad wigs???

Now for the positives: i loved the fight scenes, the practical effects and props were very well made (like the creation king being one big prop to be ripped off was great lol) and the intro to epi 10 was very good

overall i think i’ll give this a 6/10, slightly above average for the fights but muddled by questionable story choices and an ending that was mostly unsatisfying

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